


<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>河蟹日报</title>
	<atom:link href="http://hexie.tv/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://hexie.tv</link>
	<description></description>
	<lastBuildDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:50:30 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>白雪公主的后妈</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1401.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1401.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:50:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[语录]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[后妈]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[姑娘]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[幻想]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[死]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[毒]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[白雪公主]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[童话]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[选择]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[“如果让您选择，您希望去做童话里的谁？”
“童话啊……我一直想做白雪公主的后妈，干脆把那些成天沉浸在梦幻里的姑娘毒死算了。”
来源... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1401.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>六位帝黄丸</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1399.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1399.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:48:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[语录]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[六位帝黄丸]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[六味地黄丸]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[历史]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[母亲]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[父亲]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[皇帝]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1399</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[唐中宗李显身世显赫,自己是皇帝,父亲是皇帝,弟弟是皇帝,儿子是皇帝,侄儿是皇帝,更要命的是母亲还是皇帝,于是史书称他为:六位帝黄丸。... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1399.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>什么是异性朋友?什么是红颜知己？</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1397.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1397.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 18:46:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[语录]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[异性朋友]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[情人]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[男女]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[红颜知己]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[老婆]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[什么是异性朋友？想说的不敢说，想做的不敢做；什么是红颜知己？想说的尽管说，想做的不能做；什么是情人？无话不说，无事不做；什么是老婆？话懒得说，事懒得做。
来源... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1397.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>绝对把老师气到撞墙的答卷</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1395.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1395.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 04:43:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[网文]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[古诗]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[恶搞]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[李白]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[答卷]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[语录]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1.“床前明月光”，下一句同学填“李白睡的香”…
2.“三个臭皮匠”下一句他竟然填“臭味都一样”…批卷老师立即晕倒…
3.陶渊明的“不为五斗米折腰”，那同学斗胆的写“给我六斗就可以... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1395.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>09年必看的爆笑语录</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1392.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1392.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:09:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>河蟹日报</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[网文]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[JB]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[无耻]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[爆笑]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[白菜]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[语录]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1392</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[来源：天涯论坛
1、公交车上，一漂亮mm遭色狼骚扰，忍无可忍，回头大吼一声：“你挤个JB！”全车鸦雀无声，色狼也愣了，沉默两秒钟，怯怯地说：“一个……”
2、服务员：“欢迎光临。”... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1392.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>最牛逼的交通违章举报信</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1389.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1389.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:06:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>河蟹日报</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[网文]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[举报信]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[交警]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[交通违章]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[同志]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[政治笑话]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[最]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[牛逼]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[罚站]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1389</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[感谢河蟹网友潘多拉大叔，Mr_Janco，alstar的分享
交警同志，经群众举报：
2009年10月1日上午10时许，一辆牌照为京V02009的红旗牌轿车沿长安街逆向行驶，压双实线，违章掉头。其中一名乘客还将... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1389.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>一家夜总会门口的对联</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1387.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1387.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Oct 2009 02:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>河蟹日报</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[语录]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[二十四桥]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[吹箫]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[夜总会]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[对联]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1387</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[感谢河蟹网友kxboy的分享
上联：二十四桥明月夜
下联：玉人何处教吹箫... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1387.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>是谁把流川枫变成了唐僧</title>
		<link>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1383.html</link>
		<comments>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1383.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Oct 2009 17:43:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>orange</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[网文]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[变]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[唐僧]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[流川枫]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[灌篮高手]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[罗嗦]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[话少]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://hexie.tv/?p=1383</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[湘北的流川枫在神奈川的名声很响，一半是因为篮球打的好，另一半是因为该人，实在是太酷了。此君对所有人一视同仁不假辞色，不要说笑容难得奉送一个，便是说起话来也是能用两个字就... ]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://hexie.tv/2009/10/1383.html/feed</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
